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The outside of these TicTacs aren't as shiny as the traditional TicTacs, and they are also somewhat larger. The surface is also somewhat uneaven allover with small bumps. The fruit flavor seems to be passionfruit, which I abhor. I believe this mints are worthy, however, of the Altoids claim to be "Curiously Stong" as the flavor is more than bold...rather empowering and invigorating, like a nuclear concentrate. Should I make a sidenote that the quick aftertaste is of vomit [although slight]? I give a good 15/27.

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I must also make a note that I have not yet tried the mint variety, although I think the experience must be much better, seeing as how peppermint tends to be the chicken of breath-freshening...it can be prepared so many ways, but never in one that's wrong.

Fiji is the epitome of pure water...put simply, it has not the nasty aftertaste of Aquafina, nor does it taste like restless ass. It is water at its finest, and I actually believe the claim that it is untouched by human hands until my own contact. The squarish bottle is also quite appealing and makes less of a gulping sound when it leaves the bottle and enters your mouth. Thank god for the islands of Fiji. 24/27

I was actually surprised by this chocolate bar because I tend to enjoy the classics more than their variations. It appeared like the outside chocolate coating would be more like a colored white chocolate, but it is actually very smooth and creamy. I give it 24 stars.